These are everywhere. What on earth are they for?
Mind you - I'm going to look pretty bloody silly when they turn out to be the very tip of the Intergalactic Overlords Space Vessels protruding out of the ground - ready to rise up and kill us all for fuel a la War Of The Worlds.
Oh - and we shaved the dog. I bet that he thinks he's all manly and massive. Well...
And no - he isn't holding that butterfly net in his anus.