Bear with me.
I'm dealing with two cranky, irritable kids who have under-slept and been over-annoyed by fireworks. They also have to put up with me - a cranky, irritable man who is still physically tense after listening to the world's most ill-behaved, whiny child scream endlessly while her stellar parents try their best to not do any parenting at all.
So in the meantime enjoy these two photos.
And watch as a plane drops 400 ping pong balls on a crowd of children.