Oh the terrible machinations. This is like a cross between the Manchurian Candidate and Pavlov's dog. So much as utter the words, "goose attack" and she goes completely mental. If I could harness this mayhem against my enemies I could take over the World. First Central NY - then North America. By Christmas the British will feel so threatened by my imperial presence that I will be the latest global threat that will be rumored to only have one testicle.