Wednesday, October 17, 2012

World's Worst Hider

"Eat me."

My son is obsessed with playing a game where he lies on a bed upstairs and has you pile pillows on him. He either calls it a house or a cake and commands me to eat it. As in regardless of whether it's a cake or a house I'm told to eat him. He asks to do this about 40 times a day.


At least this gives me cover to beat a child with a blunt object and get away with it.

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