(That title's not going to do me any favors at all..)
I kept my end of the bargain. First I made sure the pumpkin had something to eat and drink.
Then we had some play time.
Then - as instructed - I did the pumpkin's "hair".
Frankly though after that things got a little wild. While my son played with toys in the other room I gave the pumpkin a few swigs of Black Label (or Old Man Communication Juice as it's known very locally). It's been snoring away on the couch since then.