Two quick things.
Firstly I think the dog is evil. Apart from the nut-crushing and wearing my anus like a feedbag, there's this -:
Seriously, he's like the demonic dog in Ghostbusters.Still not buying it? Look what he did to this teddy bear.
Secondly here's one of the last videos I took of my son at my old place. The last one actually is him explaining the rules of Conkers (really incorrectly). But this - this is Sinatra-quality.